Saturday, April 24, 2010

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We will reveal, in premiere information, the first steps being taken by Manuel Lorente regarding the renewal of the coach.

know that the first person that has visited his namesake has been Tarsilo Piles (from president to president, come on).

Apparently Tarsilo said, look, Manolo, I think the best thing we can do is consult with a diviner, a futurist, but nothing Lola Bruges Rappels or we will very expensive. You let me handle me, you'll find here a soothsayer, suburban, that is more affordable.

Llorente asked: OK, go ahead, but for God's sake that it is seeking to be named, that will not come to light.

- Manolo Do not worry, that these situations I control them. Besides that I count on popular support, because I go out into the street and people cheering me, do not stop yelling, "Tarsi, Tarsi," to greet them.

And Llorente responded: Tarsi?. Hey, not "taxi, taxi" the people screaming.

- yeah!, Now that you mention it, had not fallen into this.

Well, total, in the end Tarsilo approached with a certain Paco El Brujo, which was billed as witch. And this is the letter, we had access to:


Hi Paco. My name is Manolo, but my nickname is Pantani. I write because I have problems understanding with my partner. In fact, we do not understand.

........ My partner is called good, we will call Mery, and the fact is that I have in a "no", because if I say, for example-Mery Hey look, it is and if I say: Uh-Mery I get off the third, it does not drop. But then I say: Uh-Mery to see if you get in the first, and not rise. Eh-Mery bring me a drink, and I do not bring it. Eh-Mery we have to go to Hamburg in May, and we will not. Or I say: Uh-Mery to see if I make today a good little job, and I do.

Anyway, I before June 30th I have to make a decision and do not know what to do. What do you advise me, Paco?.

And this is the response of Paco El Brujo: Friend

Pantani, what happens to you in the balls that Mery to me the blow. And do not write me again that I shit on everything I shake. Manolo

Then, everything changed, Tarsilo asked: But who the hell you've REFERENCE or me?.

- As a fortune-teller announcing in my hometown newspaper, the Gazette de Turis.

- So, let me see. But you will moniato, this does not say Pythia Cheap Paco El Brujo, Paco says here Embrujo, cheap floor paint, so asshole. Well, I've REFERENCE or a painter.

And here ends this unique document, keep reporting.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

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INFORMATION PARTNER

Let's release a section be called FOOTBALL LESSONS and to invite a qualified professional to train us, who do not know, in this complicated world of the football. For today's lesson we have chosen a first team player of the VCF, in particular, we are referring to Alexis Ruano, who has sent the following email (written in Alexian ):
Güena Nosh, Pisha. I'm going to talk about lessiones of fúrbol, "lessiones with do that. É not the same as injury-with one that-, que é when you can not play because you estropeao. Nor to be confused with e-lessiones, que é when ze must vote to elect someone for some Coza, okay?.
Y Bueno, the first lessión today that vamo to address is: Reverse The importansia the strategic deployment zone before the kick cyclical door. " In ooze, what you want it said that when ze zaca é porter, each must be in zu ziti, bázicamente. (É Eztoo the beauty of the fúrbol, when the cozas azi explanations clearly er world to understand, Pisha). Lessión zegunda
And today will zer "How desirle referee more than a dog and toa his face, and not tarheta you out. "Bueno, pa this have to happen some sircunstansias espesiales, such as der pasao Thursday with Rottermeyer der er eze German ruling virtuosos. Come on, I m ' enrecuerdo dihe of you to: "mamarrasho, Cornwall, Azín see you ate shit, zo bastard, that when your mother gave birth I was not hunting, zo mammon". Jojojo and cozas Mushar ma. Eztoo zabemo and not ze Dezi should, but is that what merezía Rottermeyer ze eze. And even if one is fucked ze same, so you'll meno ma dezahogao game.
And na ma friends, when you querái lessiones ma and me dezís.

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H ace so long since I wrote anything on the blog. And it is not me never want. The truth is that I like writing if I do not think of anything funny. And writing too much of my life gives me the impression that it only be interesting if I read it. I refuse to end the blog, but do not know why, if the utility can not find ...

Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Hay jugadores que deberían ir en pareja, formando dúos. Pero no por conceptos futbolísticos -que yo de eso no entiendo-, si no por fonética o simplemente por lógica. Y digo esto porque sería de lógica, por ejemplo, que Reina jugara con Reyes; que Cana lo hiciera con Cani; o que fueran pareja, por qué no, Gavilán y Palomo; o el recurrido dúo Elano y Kaká.
Así, podemos ver juntos en el Real Madrid a Pepe y al Pipa. Y sólo les falta fichar este verano a Baraja y así tendríamos al Pepe, al Pipa y al Pipo.
Y en el VCF, sin ir más lejos, encontramos la pareja Hernández y Fernándes, como los del cómic. Y gracias que ya no tenemos a Tintín.
Splitting hairs of chances, we could find in one game to Nano, Nino, Nuno, Nani and Nene.
Now, the best example of logic causística we find precisely the VCF, because we have David Jiménez Silva, Miguel Angel Moya "sings", Joaquín Sánchez "jokes" and Unai "touch their palms." Olé , olé!.
But we have gone further, and we thought that if the stars are plotted, we could find a party whose transmission could be more or less this:
"Saca Palop door, short for Pele, and it opens to Chico. Chico Chica puts it, that it leaves Maniche who plays for Manucho, and I get to connect with Jordi Alba Albin centering for Forlan, but ends Forlín.
Marco Aurelia is expected to open for Fabio Aurelio and this in turn to Lolo, which leaves the ball to Lola. Lola Muñoz leaves, also be combined with Rivera Muñiz and that changes to Ribery. Ribery gives Valera that relies on Valeron and it leaves a Patxi that puts a Pachón, that pulls off of Calleja and then Alley. But lost to Tote, which sees the league of Totti, and it looks to Marica Maicon seeing only puts it in depth, to the applause of Guti, who is in the band with Gay.
Well, we Hence the relay, I think I'm rolling.