Sunday, November 22, 2009

Community Service Hours Form Sample

Kings of Convenience in Oslo ... and happiness

And finally the day had come! : D On Friday Kings of Convenience is presented in Oslo. I myself am so devoted and good fan came early. In fact I asked my heads at work I got the morning shift (starting at 06:45) to go to Oslo as early as possible, and I saw that when you arrive and there would be a row mile long, but no. Since I have a boyfriend (boyfriend) as chicken, I had to go alone because the cuteness does not like the duo gets horribly jealous of Erlend Øye, but more so, because in the end he loses on the other hand was free to do whatever he wanted ... more or less.

Finally, there was one-stop around an hour, when Macarena called me and we start to talk at length, because when she calls me we hang the phone. Suddenly I was running around, commenting that Bergen was Macarena time I do not know that the rain in Houston, "It will be very cold in Houston when you travel?" and I turn y. ..


AAAAAALEEEEELUUUUYAAAAAAA!


"MACARENA! Erlend Øye! Erlend Øye is! I have to cut, more time call me, bye! "Macarena and not knowing if I understood something of what he stammered, I cut and I was watching Erlend imbecile (Apart from that I felt like a fool, there, solísima, waiting to be opened) I really felt the victory song was playing or something and saw lights coming out of the body of Erlend. He was talking about something important with whom he seemed to be his father. And I also thinking of taking the peferí paparazearlo camera but keep your composure and not get angry Erlend. Suddenly when I turn I see Eirik ago, and I was the most lucky of the universe! And what did he do? was leaving and going to cross the street when I said "Yeah, it's now or never coolies, if you miss this opportunity, you lose it no more" and ran away as a ridiculous behind Erlend and I said ... Ahem: I

: sorry if annoying, but I can ask you for an autograph? Erlend
deep sighs and tells me to face I do not want, but I " A autograph? ... Oooh ... good and ...
I felt like burying a Zable me in the stomach and thought he had lost a fan Erlend.
ME: If too much trouble, no matter (the Lamb faces come along with such phrases)
Erlend is that we really have little time and we go to eat first. I'll give an autograph after the concert.
ME: But I forget the autograph.
Erlend * laughs * I
: By the way, if you wanted to know was my gift.
Erlend, who was to leave listísimo turns and changes my face and I finally smiles So you were the one who brought me a bottle of Chilean liquor? It was very good.
(not even I had to say what a gift it was: D)
The happiness did not fit me.
ME: You have to combine with lemon juice: P y. .. emmmm ... that ... well ... you are fine * babbling * good bye.




I do not know which side I had, but it was a very intelligent face, I think, because I was nervous, too nervous and too lonely.



Well, about a flurry of calls telling who would that I had met with Erlend.



And at about 19:30, half an hour to open, began to form the row and me trying to get talks to whom out. Suddenly I realize I'm in the wrong row, it was for people who had printed the entry and I had an ordinary input. So I went to the other line ... Where there was only me and a guy behind me. And this guy was alone I started talking and we hit it off and never missing a patch for a descocido saw? So during the concert we sat together, talked enough. His name was Alexander and he was half German. Why peak when you're totally in love and without intending to look the other way as man know there attraction? in short story in itself.



And the concert? To talk about ... was fantastic. Beginning the duo, alone with their two guitars, performed tracks from his new album and earlier, Mrs. Cold, Homestick among others. Eirik Bergen joking and saying that the capital should be someone out there shouting "Viva Sweden" and Erlend face him with hatred. Then he joined his musicians (who plays the violin and who plays the bass) and they played Behind Boat, Toxic Girl, I'd Rather Dance With You, and even an excerpt from one of the songs of Kiss put between. These guys know how to get the public pocket and have more than 800 people surrendered at his feet. All you can, in fact, I had commented on how ridiculous it was to have space to stand during the concert and not seats have been made, because the type of music that is so like KoC has to relax, sit back and enjoy, but I am a heretic because these guys managed to make the public dance, with violins, guitars, bass and piano did it!. Erlend is pulled up to the public and everything. They are from another universe I think. To conclude the concert with "Get up stand up ..." Bob Marley. It is impossible not to love them.







A video (I did not take me) to see what you missed: P



Although the concert was half ruined me because I was half expecting her to finish. I was so nervous and trying to devise a plan to go to get my autograph.


When the concert ended, Alexander tells me that there is nowhere to wait for Erlend and Eirik came out and was going to taxi "taste, talk, bye." Alone again. Although I was extremely ridiculous, I did not want to move. People started to leave, and few people were already leaving the premises. When I heard he sang happy birthday in Norwegian I approached the bar and see Erlend with friends and some fans.






I slipped in between and tried to put him talk to a Norwegian couple who also were after some autograph. I asked them to take me a picture Erlend when we had the opportunity to speak. Erlend just took his time, turning from side to side. I was expecting him with a face of an idiot. It took a thousand photos embraced some little girls, pretending to be nice and letting love. Finally he was released and I come with my cd and a pencil, and without saying anything he stretched out his arms and face get: "Please?" Erlend just looks at me and then I says: Aaaaah you again. I signed the cover with a strange squiggle as the pencil does not write finished rayándome entire cover, so menso, like I want a whole striped cover. I asked for a picture that came out horrible because I left with half-closed eyes and double chin, thank God invented Photoshop. "So birthday? Once they meet?" I said, "34 years" and told me I was going to say "aaah mish, get this ..." when I had turned away and began to talk to someone else.

"The moment conversation ends she's gone ... again"



in fins, the thing is that the Norwegian left and guess what ... I was alone again. I went to meet my dad. I called 5 times and say, "no daughter, if you come and come" and I died of cold outside, so I asked the guard who opened me please or I froze. Let me in and what we expected in (ie, one year) saw Eirik trying to open the door and I making a sign that the door was not, was the other next door. I would ask for photo and autograph too but I saw him talking on the phone and like nothing to do, right?



a few minutes appears Erlend humming and stare, as well as who is looking for someone to admire, no? Erlend as he thinks I'm going to say something, I dunno, but as it also looks at me as that. Well, how would I be without saying the last words in my life I say:

"Erlend, congratulations on your birthday and the concert, thanks for the experience, it was all wonderful, I felt like an idiot I felt like my heart almost came out, but it was all wonderful, that's all wonderful, "
Erlend
and look at me with tenderness and says

" Well, I think I have to go because I'm very tired and I feel bad "

I was going to say bye but it was out the door without more: /
(will be scared because he thought I was waiting for him at the door because I wanted to make a move to take him to bed? xD that would have been the most embarrassing I could spend my whole life.)


And that was when I felt like the worst jerk in the universe.

Ps But I still insist that the concert was wonderful.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Women Likee To Matsterbate On Toilet

Assorted Memories dull

N or I can believe that boredom reached these limits. I am more bored than is morally permissible (if they get bored out immoral). The days go so slow. The Friday concert will go to the Kings of Convenience in Oslo and I can not wait! In addition to the December 11 trip to Houston. Who would have thought, I traveled to the USA Together. Before I could say "Cuba" had everything ready and bought tickets to go to Gringolandia. Who saw me and who I see. More things to expect and more anxiety. Not that travel to the United States has been a dream of life, but I will because I have very good reasons: one I'm more than anything to see Macarena, Mexico is technically Houston DOS, TRES Tickets were at a reasonable price, FOUR A trip is a journey, and learn about another country, is an opportunity: D also what is the point to attack a country if you have never been there (at least now I can criticize even more so) and FIVE: Shooooooooopping! !!

AJAJAH and this has to comment: When requesting an application for entry into the U.S. (via internet) I had to fill out a form. Asked relevant data such as passport number, age, names, addresses etc etc. and other relevant data such as pure weas:

- Have you engaged in espionage in Nazi Germany between 1939 and 1945? -Si-Do not

BY QUÉEEEEEEEEEEEE, not my culpaaaaaa, I do not want to be bad, or want to generalize, but they force me to believe that Americans have half a brain mass orangutan.

Or maybe not so stupid, maybe they have a telepathic lie detector tracks the lies either another to respond to the questionnaire. Although it must be a genius to know that I could not have been involved in spying for the Nazis if not even my parents were born at that time.



Anyway ...

PS: Yes, I agree with you, this post was a real scam.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Train Groping Chikan Bus

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This campaign is aimed at you, a partner at Valencia, which I brought out four assists as a forum, just to show off your purchasing power to your neighbors apartment, Despite knowing that neither your wife or your children would never see a game. We offer you the opportunity to purge your pride by donating your passes for other disadvantaged Valencian you use them. Take advantage of this campaign, Become a donor!.
And you, a sinner gone astray, did you get the credit you can only get away on Sunday with the mistress, who had to get used to the poor, to make love listening to Carrusel Deportivo, because you had to find out the party by then if you ask your wife. Now's your chance to redeem your sins by donating your pass for a good cause. Go for it, donate your pass!.
And you, simple soul, that bought two tickets, only that it was your girlfriend once said she was excited seeing the legs of the players, and you thought you were taking it to the field to catch chub insurance, and now they left you and has been busy a friend of yours that leads to the basket, it now says that what really puts are basketball players, which have longer legs ....... Give your passes and compensate for your misery by making other people happy.
And you, bread without salt, you had to get a ticket for not less than your peers of the fault, but you really are over Real Madrid that the very Sánchez Arminio and Diaz Vega together. And you stopped going to the field because since your colleagues discovered that Florentine carried on mobile screensavers, you collejas swell to ever score a goal to Valencia. Do not let those bastards are putting their filthy feet on your seat and pipe full of shells. Donate your pass and we will fill, as far as possible the gap left by you.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

7 Days Before Expected Period



has been called the 1 st edition of the Poetry Contest The Misguided Muse for new writers, which were runners the following works: First Runner

Title: Tot per l'air
Author: bigot's uncle

When I was little pot

drank milk and
big boy now I'm not, I stain my mustache .
My father bought a boat
and one day I picked it;
I do not walk
I got it before crossing the pond
the boat and it sank. SECOND RUNNER


Title: Puta
Crisis Author: The Lady of the pamelas

I had a
pamela and a mink coat and my father

a gazelle and my husband a chair;
and wore the cleavage
if thirds occasion. More
brick because now I'm
market: the rooster
Moron!. THIRD RUNNER


Title: Thanks for all
Author: The preacher

Although there is no God but one
to me we two,

me like no workaround to live ..... as God.
Well as I said to Paul
in a conversation in Beijing or
Castellón
I sell my soul to the devil
if not easy commission. And fourth quarter


Title: ... I a merda!
Author: Monchito

Fuck the calm sea! Milk
cago'n fucked!,
I'm like a banshee
the toilet all day.

I have to control from now on that m'he pasao

laxative and can not stop shit
behind and ahead.